How do you express love for your favorite politico or politica? How do you scream to the mountain tops that you too are down for wolf-hunting from helicopters? How do you make sure everyone knows you also belong to a faith that believes dinos and humans once roamed together in sweet harmony? Carve it into corn. Wait. Make that a corn maze — as if we didn’t need another metaphor to describe the political confusion this country is seemingly always wrapped up in. A farm in Whitehouse Ohio hired an artist to carve Miss Palin’s frosty Alaskan visage into their field, topped by the beaming curlicues of a cursive “Sarah America”. What?! No Biden? No Obama? I guess this just isn’t bipartisan family entertainment.
You can find a typically unfunny local news clip of the gigantor VP nom here.
[via Agents Erin and Faiza]