Kitsch of the Day: Lazer Harpz

Sometimes things from the internet arrive in front of my eyes that are so ridiculous, so homoerotic, so incredibly kitschy, that I have no option but to stare blankly at my screen in awe. This is one of those times.

The Piano Has Been Drinking: Tom Waits on Fernwood

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.” Quick blip of Tom Waits at his finest. [via Dan Marsh]